(An actual mail that i sent to Barack Obama, US presidential candiate competing with Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. He's a young senator from Chicago, Illinois, who reminds people of John Kennedy, and reminds me of a young Rajiv Gandhi in 1984. I'm a volunteer for his campaign, and hope he wins in 2008)
Hi dude,
I was pretty impressed with your restraint till now. Am nevertheless pleased and intrigued that you have started showing some life and a little bite. A caveat - you are walking a thin line. You will have to publicly massacre Hillary while being beyond reproach yourself. So that means you will have to dig up all the shady stuff that her campaign is doing, like muffling the press at every stage (everyone knows it, no one has the balls to get it out), or keeping billy boy out of the news. Your biggest asset right now is your spouse, you have to turn hillary's spouse her biggest liability. So please tell the team in Washington and New York to dig up all the unflttering things about her, like her support for abortion, her being in bed with the building a bridge to nowhere bill, her total neglect of New York state during her term. Spitzer did more in his first day than she did her entire term. Best of luck, I'll do my bit in Harlem, Manhattan and Brooklyn for you, mate...
Oh, and another thing...play up Iran for all its worth, man...i mean, try to get dialogue going with the Ayotollah..if nothing else, you might just succeed in getting ahmedinejad out of power...as it is the iranians are pissed off with him (i know coz i have a lot of iranian friends in new york)confront hillary directly on iran...and more forcefully...like "Hillary wants America to go to war again...", "Hillary is George Bush Lite", "Stop Hillary now!", "We did not want this war, and we do not want another one now...Hillary are you listening?"Link Iran directly with the Iraq war veterans, and decouple Iran from Ahmedinejad...everyone who's not a retard, or a member of the Bush admin.(or both) knows that Ahmeddy boy doesnt count for shit in Iran, its the Khameini, and he's actually on America's side...
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you seem to be pretty knee deep in the state of the States out there, Subbu!
What's your take on Bobby?
i try to do my best, man...trouble with being an angry sonofabitch is, you end up blaming governance in the end...so thot wud put my money where my mouth is, and actually support someone...
Bobby Jindal...the Punju turned neo-conservative...dont agree with his social politics...but dont question his competence...Lousiana needs a conservative motherf--- like him at this point, to turn it around...
his being indian is incidental...hes not proud of it...i am not proud of him...
wah wah subbu way to go...i luv the way u simplify things for Obama my 2 bit
1. Obama is not ready ...too little time out there to understand how the world goes round and dont give me that new face in white house shit...look wht happened to US in the last 8 years...they decided to put Bush who hardly knew his backyard in charge and he has created a mess which will take some cleaning...
2. no matter how much u hate clittons i am pretty sure she will pull thru in the democrat race
hi son, this is barrack obama, u can still call me obama...i loved ur letter..let me try the seduce strategy on clinton..let me send monica lewinsky's brother to her..lot of sex scandals u gonna hear.hehehehe
subbu ur posts are actually more intersting and to the face then some of our batchmates for whom their blog is just an extension of their ego!
keep it up..intersting read!
thanx dude..tho', as i say...trying to be 'too-clever-by-half' is probably my massaging of my ego, too...:-)
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